Q: How do you make a Grafton Street living statue move?
a) Tickle him
b) Stick a pin in him
c) Shout into his ear
d) Attempt to film the pigeon who has roosted on his shoulder and begun eating out of his pipe
A: “d”
I’m sorry, statue man. I wasn’t trying to make you ruin the effects of your performance; I just thought the pigeon on your shoulder was really cool and didn’t think you’d mind.
HeeHee.